It might not be impertinent to think of Minima Moralia as noir philosophy.

Slavery was indeed practiced in ancient Athens during the era in which philosophy as we understand it in the West arose.

We are perfectly free to think as long as we keep our thoughts to ourselves . . . and make sure they cannot escape.

“The good life” certainly sounds like something about which anyone at all might venture an opinion. Indeed, the assumption that we would underlies the very form of the Platonic corpus.